Sometimes, I don’t even recognize myself.
See, normally I couldn’t care less about Easter (minus the four-day weekend and chocolate everything), as our little family is a big ol’ pile of sinners. I also typically loathe feeling obligated to buy stuff that we don’t need whenever a big holiday rolls around.
But two weeks ago, when I walked into The Dollar Store for dish sponges and came out with $50 worth of Easter bounty for my two year old — I realized that I’m no longer the person I used to be.
I’m one of those moms now.
And for the first time since I was a toddler myself, I’m actually excited for Easter.
I finally get it.
I finally get what all the fuss was about. You know, all those times when your parents used to say, “One day, you’ll understand.”
There’s something remarkable about watching your child experience something for the first time.
That first taste of chocolate cake on his first birthday.
Opening presents from Santa Claus on Christmas morning.
Hunting for Easter Eggs after the Easter Bunny stops by during the early days of spring.
I feel lucky, because this is one of those things that not everyone gets a shot at. That isn’t lost on me. These are those rare moments when being a parent stops being scary and frustrating and exhausting, and for a brief moment, you remember.
Through their eyes, you suddenly remember when things were easy and simple and full of magic. You remember the time before — before life showed up and the clouds rolled in. Before you knew what worry and stress and poor life decisions and property taxes were.
So yeah, I take it back.
I am not sorry, for any of this.
Now let’s find out what I spent my money on when I should really be saving for the new baby.
WHAT’S IN MY TODDLER’S EASTER BASKET
1. Paw Patrol MASHEMS
For the longest time, my son was absolutely mental for Paw Patrol. He’s mostly moved on to Thomas the Tank Engine now, but once in a while, he’ll decide he’s interested in the adventures in Adventure Bay again, which is why I grabbed a few of these weird, gross little things. MASHEMS are basically just squishy, stretchy toys that vaguely resemble a beloved cartoon character. Mash away, kids.
2. Thomas & Friends Blind Bag
Thomas is the flavour of the week, and for $1.50, you can’t go wrong. These toys are perfect for hiding inside of eggs, too. Which beloved Island of Sodor weirdo is inside? I can’t wait to find out.
3. VARIOUS Easter Themed Toddler Activities
This one checks off two boxes. Not only are these full of tacky Easter cheer, they’re also good for fine tuning those adorable little toddler motor skills, and a lot better than slapping an iPad in front of him for an hour when I inevitably need a mommy time out. I apologize in advance to my mother-in-law, who will probably be scrubbing tiny paint smudges off of her floors and peeling stickers off her walls for the remainder of the weekend.
4. Random Boy Toys & Book
This pack has everything: reading and art supplies, the need for speed, gross bugs, and cool shades. This collection should keep him busy for around five minutes. Ah, five minutes alone on the toilet — bliss!
5. Different sized Plastic Eggs & Basket
Rain or shine, this kid is going hunting for hella eggs this weekend. I’m more excited for this than the time I got to sleep past 6 a.m. (that was this morning).
6. Candy and Chocolate
Obligatory. I could have gone way more overboard than this, but the important thing here is that this is still way too much candy for a two year old to consume on his own, so he’ll need some assistance. I grudgingly accept this role.
Happy Easter everyone, and remember the true reason for the season: the opportunity to buy your child’s love.